Rocky Mount Today

From February 11, 2023 Post.

Due to the overwhelming success of last years Valentines Day special, we have decided to offer it once again this year!!! But hurry...time is running out.

Does your Ex-Valentine have a warrant for their arrest or are a wanted fugitive? 

Would you like to present them with a Valentines Day stay at our lovely accomodations in Nash County? We have that special gift you've been searching for! 

We offer a lovely set of silver bracelets for them...handcuffs that is. But wait,  there's more!  We also offer a fashion trendy set of orange jumpsuits for them to wear. Plus, all the award winning baloney sandwiches that they can handle. (ok it's not really award winning, but it sounded good)

We even offer to take their photo and post it on our list of distinguished guests at our fine facility. 

Make this a Valentines Day that they will remember for a long time. If you're really shy about professing your former love for them, you don't even have to tell us your name, you can remain anonymous. Phone operators are standing by to take your Valentines Day requests.

#valentinesday

#itsajoke

#orisit

#callus

#werestandingby

#wantedpeople

#deputies

#nashcounty

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